A
beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building. She slipped and
fell. An American man was standing in his balcony. He reaches out and
catches her. She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life; I'll do
ANYTHING for you...
The man says: 'Okay then, kiss me!
She says: 'You PIG!! NEVER!!'
So he drops her................
She
continues to fall... Suddenly a German man catches her from his
balcony. She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved me; I'll do anything you
want...'. The German says: 'Fraulein,,,,,,,,,,, kiss me!
She replies: 'Oh you nasty pig!!! NEVER!'!!!!!!!!
So the man says: 'Fine !!!' ... and he also drops her.
While falling she thought that it would have been better if she had kissed one of those men instead of dying now.
A third man catches the woman from his balcony and saves her. She says: 'Oh thank you, you saved my life, I'll Kiss you!!
The man replies:.......... 'Astaghfar Allah'.................
And drops her!!!!!!!!
موضوع: funny 
الثلاثاء أغسطس 12, 2008 7:56 pm
